MY FUNNY VALENTINE

JUST BECAUSE ITS VALENTINE'S DAY IS A WIFE, WOMEN, GIRLFRIEND, LOVA, OBLIGATED TO DO THE DO? I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IM GETTING OLDER AND IM REALLY BUSY CHASING MY TODDLER AROUND TRYING TO MAKE PLAY DATES SO MY KID WILL HAVE SOME SOCIAL SKILLS SHE CAN USE ONE DAY AND THEN THEIR IS ALL THE OTHER SHIT I NEED TO DO.,SO COMING HOME AFTER A LONG DAYS WORK AND FINALLY LAYING IN THE BED ABOUT 9-10PM SEX USUALLY ISNT ON MY MIND, BUT WHEN HE WALKS IN I REMEMBER HE HAS NEEDS TO.


 I FORGOT ABOUT SEX BUT HE REMINDS ME, FUC*ING IS PART OF TILL  DEATH DUE US PART. SERIOUSLY,I JUST WISH A PUSSY WOULD BE AVAILABLE AT ONE OF OUR LOCAL GROCERY STORES OR EVEN AT HOME DEPOT,SO HE COULD JUST PICK ONE UP ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK AND GET BUSY WITH THAT,SO I CAN CATCH ON SOME REST, NOW IS THAT WRONG?  


Let me get my ass in this bed and do that thing he loves, fuck that....Happy Valentines Day Lovers