Ive been married almost five years now, and my husband has nothing to do with the computer so I thought, but what he now confess he hated when I would be online, or FB or twittering, he thought it was stupid and more importantly he was concerned that i might be having some kind of online affair because when our daugther was born after she went to bed late night, the first thing I grab for wasnt his ass, but my computer, this was my way of catching up on the latest news, gossiop, breast pump tips, Post Partum depression etc.
Then I discovered FB and begin finding all my old friends all over the world and it was all over, no more late night sex with hubby I was now burning my thighs up with my laptap and I must admit it caused a serious problem with us, but I never noticed it for about 6 months, you see he used to love to sit there and do my research papers with me with my broken glassess and his wrinkled button down on, discussing criminal cases with him but now I was online discussing law cases with people I never met and I never thought how I must of made him feel and he never said a thing.
One thing I never did was sexting, I thought my love life was fine and sexting seemed so stupid to me, I would never think about sending a naked photo over the internet of me doing any explicit acts or even send a photo of my nipple for what? Im no celebrity who would buy that??
Little did I know my teenage daugther and her friends were all over the internet doing lord knows what but thank god no photos have come out yet and im praying they dont wait until she sells a million copies to leak them. but shit these days you show a litttle ass, or have a sex tape your famous; a household name, but me Id rather be known for that good chicken dinner around my house not how good I cleaned the bone, follow me. Now ladies I know some of you do that drunk texting and thats the ultimate no, no, and before you know it youv'e made a booty call or sent a picture of your left titty and totally forgot by the morning, but hey to each his own but my advice to you after two drinks turn your cell phone off. Now when it comes to married couples sexting is out of the question. Mayor Kilpatrick of Detroit just humiliataed his wife all for some booty oh and Tiger Woods I dont even have enough time for that fool, but come on guys keep your shit clean and in some states a women has the right to go through her man's phone and listen to his messages and use them as admisible evidence in court, SHAQ YOU BETTER GET SOME MORE ENDORSEMENTS, SHAUNIE IS COMING FOR THAT BANKROLL and I dont blame her. As far as the mistresses they are no better i I mean damn all that fucking and texting couldnt they have enough sense to buy damn cricket phone or a burner as we used to call tehm and get rid of it, of course not everybody is trying to be rich, so sad oh no they have to save the messages, show their friends take pictures of hotel rooms, but we need to blame the celebrites to there setting their selves up,but for a groupie the ultimate sacrifice is to cash in. Damn all the shit I know, where were cell phones then? hey I want my check....
So I know what the statitics say, but I want to hear what you have to say is sexting a good thing or bad thing or just a something to do? if no one gets thats impossible somebody always gets hurt because most men have someboday all ready and are on the prowl for a something a little freakier, funkier and nastier because when they get caught the bitch usually isnt cuter, am I right?? send me some of your stories because we have all either drunked text or text so much that we were in the bed with our "friend" before we knew it getting texts from our man or women like "babe im calling you where you at"? sweetfaceinc@gmail.com I will keep it confidential if you wish.
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