So today I wanted to cut all my hair off, go to the tanning booth and come out looking like Amber Rose, but I remembered I have a roll just above my waist and my titties aren't that perky, oh and most importantly I would dread fucking KAYNE WEST can you imagine how obnoxious he is in bed, I bet he keeps his shoes on. RIGHT
Anyone my BIG BDAY is sneaking up on me and for the last ten years I planned on taking five of my best friends to Jamaica for an all expense paid trip for five days at a Villa and here I am in foggy cold ass Pittsburgh and four of those five friends, turned out to be not such good friends over the last 20 years at all. So I guess its just me and my home girl for life KT spending my birthday together, even if its just on the phone or maybe Ill fly to Atlanta and we can pretend to be sex and the city girls minus the goofy one. Thank god at my age I have one true friend left. I'm so grateful wherever I may spend my birthday Ill be with people that I love and I know love me for what I have and don't have anymore, but thank GOD I don't have to bone KAYNE WEST
Peace out!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment