40 and then what?

I keep hearing forty is the new thirty but what was so fantastic about thirty, I got a divorce from my very infamous husband the NFL star gone bad, and decided to marry just two years later to a guy that was the
complete opposite and im still with him because if i got another divorce in my thirties that would be just ridiculous so as soon as I turn forty you can kiss his ass goodbye. SO COLD, not I dont mean that well not today anyway. enough about that lets talk about forty so what happens when we turn forty does a man with a humongeous dick run up to you and ask you if you want a ride? or does jay z keep trying to convinece us that 40 is the new thirty and its okay to be a cougar,
I was such a cougor before I even knew what it meant, ill tell you more about that affair later or will by hair start falling out instantly, should Iconsider looking into retirement homes while im still sane? what, what does turning forty mean, for the next 23 days until my bday I am going to see what if anything begans to change for me both physcilly and emotional and spiritualy on my journey to forty I will do daily journels on how I feel when I wake up and if I notice any changes anywhere on my body and limitations and I will include the days activities and things going on in my marriage and at home to see how i handle things now and how I handled things in my thirtes. wow time goes by so fast 40 40 40 this should be interesting.