NO ONE REMEMBERS WHO COMES IN SECOND PLACE!

Okay, you took him home again, he fucked you real good, then he got up checked his cell phone, pulled the condom off, flushed it down the toilet, jumped in the shower and you were hoping he would ask you to join him, but he didn't! he never does. Just like you been begging him to take you to the the movies, spend the night sometimes, or better yet call and tell you goodnight. So as you wait for him to get his funky cheating ass out your shower, you begin looking through his phone, checking his text messages, looking through his pictures, and you have the nerve to take a picture of yourself(as if he would make it his screen saver NOT!) and then you came across the pictures of his children and his wife, (the wife he told you about after he hit it the first time). Then it hits you, damn "I'm the jump off".
Jump offs have been around for years, and believe me they do serve their purpose. If your husband is famous they are called "groupies. If your husband is Prince Charles and your fucking around on Princess Diana with Camilla Parker-Bowels is called a high society HUSSY. People even refer to them as home wreckers. Take for instance Steve Mcnair, dude died over some pussy gone crazy, literally and now his kids and wife are left with the embarrassment of his mistake or is this the one he got caught for. So why do women always get all the bullshit, and the man is usually given the "oh he was just going through a phase" excuse? Now if the man is real serious about his jump off he begins to call her anytime of the day, begins to risk it all to be with her begins to buy her expensive gifts and then gets her a secret apartment for their afternoon rendezvous and she graduates to mistress status, and if your going to be the other women, make him pay for it! and it wont be long before he is moving out of his home of 20+ years because he is so pussy whooped, or maybe he really just is unhappy with his boring mundane, missionary only position wife.
Jump offs, mistresses, the other women always show their good side when trying to get the man, they cook, they clean, the give the best blow jobs at the least expected times and locations, you know all the shit we used to do, but got tired of after the two kids, the mortgagae, the 6 new business he started on the internet that flopped etc. The other women's goal is to convince your man how much better it would be with her, and if the man is dumb enough to leave you and with her, she does a 360 and turns into the same bitch he just left. I think when people cheat they create this illusion this fantasy world that only exisist for a few minutes and then the phone rings.When people have affairs it becomes an escape from their reality, but as soon as the complaining and nagging begins, real life sets back in and now the wife begins getting flowers,cards, diamonds and he starts fucking her like he did when you two first met. Of course your wondering, "what did this fool do this time? Husbands and boyfriends very rarely leave their women for the next bitch, a jump off, gets jumped on and the nigga jumps off and takes his ass home where he knows he belongs. So what would you do if you found out your man was fucking another women? would it depend on how long he was fucking her?would it depend on If he had feelings for her? or if it was just sexual? would it depend on if he spent money on her? and how much? etc. Seriously what difference does it make, he cheated, he betrayed you, he put your relationship in jeopardy, he took a chance he gambled with his dick, which could have killed you, and really all of this over a piece of ass. My opinion is this, the man isn't usually leaving his women for the other women, the other women can never hold a candle to the you. The other women will never be the #1 draft pick, and your man wasn't looking for any girl in particular to fuck the day or night he met her, he was just looking for some attention. I haven't caught my husband cheating yet... but every now and then I wonder when a vase of my favorite flowers shoes up or I get a new pair of shoes, but other than that he knows if he loves that thing in between his legs then he best sleep with one eye open, because if I get some crazy as text or late night phone call at home, somebody's going to jail. No seriously if I did, I don't know how I would react, but I asked a few of my girlfriends that have caught their man cheating and surprisingly a few felt the need to meet the other women and get blow by blow details, some of them beat the other women's ass, and one or two just left the dude alone because she could never trust him again. Some men do leave their women, so don't be so cocky. Remember Prince Charles leftthe late Prince Diana for that ugly ass Camilla Parker-Bowles. Donald Trump left Ivanka for wack ass Marla Maples Ivanka schooled us and said "dont get mad get everything", and of course we all know someone that left home for some average around the way chic.

So a women can come second to another women because in the back of the other woman's mind maybe one day she will be first in his life. Women love a challenge and the more unavailable a man is the more interested the other women becomes. We have to hold our men responsible for their actions Your entitled to one mistake, now twice its headed for disaster and anymore cheating after that, you need to pack your bags or his and move on. If we love ourselves enough we wont tolerate being cheated on period. As women our biggest mistakes are setting unrealistic boundaries when we met someone that has the potential of becoming our man.Ask questions, like do you want kids oneday, do you have a girlfriend, are you dating anyone now, and most importantly "HOWS' YOUR CREDIT" (LMAO) Usually, if you met him while he had a girlfriend and you continued the relationship anyway, Karma's a bitch. Don't settle for 2nd place. I know I'm a #1 draft pick. Do you know what position you play? Send me your comments, hopefully I answered some of your concerns and questions. Keep it real or keep it to yourself.


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